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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21393) - you deserved it (2029)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by isystuff (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I really am puzzled at why parents are so inquisitive and vocal about the relationships their children are in. Is it them trying to live vicariously through their children or are they simply too nosey?

There is no excuse for this kind of behaviour and your mom needs to be told as much. She isn't 14 and gossiping with her friends, she's an adult and a mother. Tell her to grow up...

#14 - On 02/01/2011 at 6:42am by savvy_suzy

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Aww, I'm sorry! Breakups are no fun. And you need your support network to get through it! I would check your mom off the checklist of people-to-lean-on. We all have people we know we can't trust with stuff like that. And make sure you pick trustworthy people. You deserve it! I hope you feel better!

#6 - On 02/01/2011 at 6:17am by Inspired22

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