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Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19069) - you deserved it (5155)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you should've smiled and winked and said "oooh, so THAT'S your secret." *nod, elbow nudge* like you're part of some kind of special, elite straight-back club. pat them on the back and walk off.

#4 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:49am by Katwaffles

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atleast she always looks like she stands straight as fuck xD

#3 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:42am by brootalxkeni

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