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Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (2597)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

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Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

#2 - On 01/31/2011 at 3:01am by Bob65803

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Wow... That's actually really sad. Get her to an AA meeting. You might consider Al-Anon for yourself. Al-Anon is a support group for family and friends of those with an addiction.

#23 - On 01/31/2011 at 4:12am by PeteyPablo12308

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