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Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23932) - you deserved it (7868)

On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

#17 - On 01/30/2011 at 7:32am by robertd73

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That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

#3 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:33am by MagicMushrooms

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