Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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