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Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28209) - you deserved it (3765)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

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I've done that to my friends before that's funny.

#2 - On 01/29/2011 at 10:06am by beastxmanx45123

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You should wake them up tomorrow morining by punching them in the face.

#14 - On 01/29/2011 at 10:16am by fearthereaper79

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