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Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16292) - you deserved it (1355)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)

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