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Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34039) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by damnbananas (woman) - United States (California)

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What a world 0_o it reminds me of the story of this homeless man who protected a woman from getting mugged, got stabbed and was let dying on the floor by the woman and all the passers-by .....

#3 - On 01/24/2011 at 6:18pm by Quasar55

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Welcome to high school! Where nobody cares about you or your feelings.

#15 - On 01/24/2011 at 6:41pm by stronghand0331

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