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Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
You must feel like there is a black cloud over you, but don't feel blue. I just red that paint should rinse off. I hope your husband isn't a violet man, and I hope he won't pink a fight or yellow lot at you, or get sick and puce all over the place. Maybe he'll be green with envy at your new paint job.
Orange you glad I was here to cheer you up?
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Friday 7 March 2014