Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

#14696653
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (7249)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by Llaurin (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

tina247's life also sucks
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry…

moxy also deserved it
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and…

Top comments

You must feel like there is a black cloud over you, but don't feel blue. I just red that paint should rinse off. I hope your husband isn't a violet man, and I hope he won't pink a fight or yellow lot at you, or get sick and puce all over the place. Maybe he'll be green with envy at your new paint job.

Orange you glad I was here to cheer you up?

#25 - On 01/24/2011 at 2:51pm by DocBastard

See in context

+10 | 30

Rinse the car down with the hose

#5 - On 01/24/2011 at 1:03pm by ydi_4_suking

See in context

+7 | 14

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by