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Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23696) - you deserved it (10163)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by Llaurin (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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Rinse the car down with the hose

#5 - On 01/24/2011 at 1:03pm by ydi_4_suking

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You must feel like there is a black cloud over you, but don't feel blue. I just red that paint should rinse off. I hope your husband isn't a violet man, and I hope he won't pink a fight or yellow lot at you, or get sick and puce all over the place. Maybe he'll be green with envy at your new paint job.

Orange you glad I was here to cheer you up?

#25 - On 01/24/2011 at 2:51pm by DocBastard

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