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Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

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I think 'I'm going to pee' is a pretty good safety word. or you know, 'stop'

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:10am by stephanieface

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I fucking hate when guys do that.
You shouldn't have to have a "safety" word.
When I say to stop tickling me, STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME.
I know I'm laughing, that does not mean I'm enjoying it, it's an involuntary reflex you ass-munch.
FYL...

#5 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:14am by Acousticpixie14

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