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Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (1738)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

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anti-social? ...yea, that's why crowds in the thousands go to concerts, and why friends crank their favorite songs in the car and sing along with it... i'd vote fyl, but i think i feel worse for your parents... for being gullible, ignorant twits. so... f your parents' lives.

#10 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:49pm by rockarolln89

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Parents can be so idiotic. Fyl OP, I would hate to get my music taken away. At least you can sing in the shower or something. It's better than nothing (:

#4 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:40pm by stephaniegeezy

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