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Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin Donut's coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double D's you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the Coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10817) - you totally deserved it (59019)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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haha mistaken sexual harrassment sucks

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:52pm by yodelqueen13

haha nice one buddy..

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:52pm by danielle523

ur cutte.

#289 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:44pm by iCute

Might wanna be a little more specific next time.

#3 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:53pm by rockandrollbf

lol nice

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:53pm by emailformygames

lol nice

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:53pm by emailformygames

nevermind the coffee, how big were them titties?

#6 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:53pm by Daysgoby

LOL, nice..

#7 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:53pm by Chazlol

you call Dunkin Donuts Double D?
since when do people do that? or am I just behind the times >>

#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54pm by RaspberryBerret

What did you expect

just say;
"nice coffee"
show her you have the same one

she will smile

you move on to a different conversation

not to difficult, is it

#9 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54pm by pwnrzero

It would be best to just say "Is that Dunkin Donuts you have there?" it's the best way to avoid confusion rofl

#10 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54pm by wootness

You didnt really say that. No one says that.

#11 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54pm by rachel13

Smooth one.

#12 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by Audio828

what the fuck

who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche

you deserve it

#13 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by arela

YDI for calling coffee "double Ds" you idiot.

#14 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by Sportyshorty23

No, you walk up to her and say: Baby, I will get you so wet that even a Shamwow won't be able to clean it up.

#15 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by Jertastic

Dude, think over your words. That is wrong...lol you deserved that for not thinking

#16 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by LysssNysss

I'd rather have the Dunkin Donuts than the double-d's she thought you were referring to, but that's just me.

#17 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:56pm by TurtleGenius

omg lol must have been awkward..

#18 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:56pm by Sunako

who refers to Dunkin Donuts as Double D?

#19 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:56pm by dspadres

lol. that's hilarious! did she have big boobs?

#21 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:57pm by angreen21

you could have pointed to the coffee LOL

#22 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:57pm by Nandian90

Watch what you say lmaooooooooo

#23 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:58pm by offtheheezy

did she at least had nice boobs?

#24 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:58pm by mauhavok

good way to find out whether she's a whore or not

#25 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:58pm by happykid

that is a complete FAIL! lol

#26 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:58pm by gottafacereality

well obviously she's not going to be like "oh yes my dunkin donuts"
fool.

#27 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:59pm by stinkybutt

no one calls it double d! wtf?

#28 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:00pm by stephfml

Bro f that when she asks what you mean you say that coffee compliment them titties. Then she looks at you funny. You say her hair looks like that coffee. if shes blonde you got no prob hitten dat if shes a brunett, hmm you can get some, if you try.

D.C.

#29 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:01pm by Demonchild

xD
DD ?!
YDI !!!
no one calls it a double d !

#30 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:01pm by fallingforever

Calling Dunkin' Donuts that is just like calling McDonald's "Mickey D's": only douchebags do it. YDI. :D

#31 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:02pm by may_cause_fail

Douche bags... and total pimpstas'!

haha just kiddin, yeah, "Double d's and Micky D's" are douchbag terms.

#283 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:55am by Chooka

And she said "Do you have a small pecker?" to find out if you have a pet bird.

#32 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:02pm by I_am_stupid_also

lmao! that is so awesome

#288 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:26pm by Natsumi_Ryuu

LOL, FAAAIL !

#33 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:03pm by lame16

haha aw youre such a dork

#34 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:04pm by philadelphianus

WOW.... Way to suck dude..... You fail at being a guy with a comment like that....

#35 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:04pm by Gawky

Hahahahah, wow. That was stupid of you.

#36 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:04pm by lmaofml7

If only you had said "nice tits" instead, you may even be fucking her right now.

#37 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:04pm by SysRq_

aw you're a dork

#38 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:05pm by philadelphianus

smoooooooth

#39 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:06pm by juicyfruit23

i have a feeling she picked up on exactly what you wanted her to pick up on.

#31 wins

#40 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by fleg

Lmao at #15
Sham wow... What a joke. I watched the commercial for the snug wow and I pissed myself laughing.

But yeah, think before you say something that ridiculous to someone. XD

#41 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by dani_marty_ann

ew - if i were the girl and even if i HAD picked up that you were talking about the coffee i'd be turned off by the abbreviation. a) you sound like a tool b) you look lazy if you cant even bother to say "dunkin donuts"

yae. i'd probably laugh. YDI either way she took it. Next time, speak like an adult

#42 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by MonkeySpeaks

hahahaha props to #31! ur my new hero ;)

#43 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by lifeiscrazyyy

Ahahaaha #14

#44 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:09pm by Yulia

LMAO I love you :D

#45 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:11pm by SergioFML

this guy is my heroo. haa. this one made me chuckle

#46 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:12pm by Lulux0x

HEY BABY Two double ds nice pair baby

#47 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:12pm by Will09

hahaha smooooooth.

#48 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:12pm by The_Cait

This story is as fake as her dunkin doughnuts

#49 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:13pm by Demon_Squirtle

dude that wasjust idiotic
you are an idiot for saying that in the first place
work on your pick up lines

#50 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:14pm by richy123

This is way worse than MickyD's (which is still effing ridiculous). Who the hell calls it Double Ds? Yeah, OP is an idiot.

#51 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:14pm by mj2123

think before you speak

#52 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:14pm by Luckster

wow fail
if she didnt pick up on it
u shoulda at least tried to explain it
but great pickup line
hahaha

#53 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:14pm by ihaveaidz

youre an idiot.

#54 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:15pm by grazynaanka

You really have to work on your pick up lines..

#55 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:17pm by DStro

your rly dumb o.O

#57 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:21pm by Monkeypooonyou

that's what you get for saying DD's instead of dunkin' donuts, loser..

#58 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:23pm by redmeat

wow, no one says "double ds" wow that was funny though!

#59 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:24pm by scoutpup

loooooooool
of all the things guys have said, that has got to be one of the awesomest.

You need to get out more, and say more logical things to girls.
However, I'm adding you to my mental list of FML heroes.

#60 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:27pm by yanarach

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#61 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:28pm by Demonchild

It was a stupid line anyway. Isn't it obvious since it says Dunkin Donuts on the cup??

#62 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:32pm by kk3211

#14.
that would not work on anyonee.
if you walked up to a girl and said that, she would most likely slap you.
i would.
i mean honestly?
are you really that much of a dick that you would do that?

#63 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:32pm by bridgetheartsyou

Wow man, Def a fopa on your part lol

#64 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm by Cjfogler13

LOL @ #31

#65 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm by prettyunpunk

lmao 14

#66 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:35pm by nevele11

You're a dumbass.... plain and simple

#67 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:35pm by xThatRandomGirlx

Smooth.

#68 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:35pm by Dukedj

By the verb "is" the OP meant the coffee, if he said "are" he meant her boobs. So the OP was correct by saying "is"

#69 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:37pm by PHILERUP

Dumbass...

#71 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:43pm by ishallbefree

OP: "I see you got Double D's there."

Girl: "What?!?"

OP: "I meant nice titties" -sips coffee-

Girl: "Oh, thank you."

#72 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:46pm by nomadxx7

Well what kind of total fucking dipshit calls it that in the first place? I mean besides you.

#73 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:46pm by Nemephosis

really?
that was the best line you could come up with?
YDI for being lame.

#74 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:47pm by that_guy321

SMOOTH HAHA. Yeah you need to work on that...Could just be me but I don't think pointing out that she had a dunkin donuts coffee would really go over well in any context, maybe try complimenting on her tastes in coffee or something instead of stating the obvious? idk

But if you're gonna go that route then atleast dont say "double d's"..haha say "dunkins" i think thats what most ppl would call it.

#75 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:47pm by chea_chea

Shut
The F
Up
Panzy.
In your ass there is a
Dick

Decipher this and you win.... your mom back. (You gotta pay for shippin and handeling.)
(I was hard to find a word for)

D.C. 4 Life

#76 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:48pm by Demonchild

i know you were probably thinking it would be smooth to use a "Double D" for Dunkin Donuts, but honestly, who the hell has ever used that? Just be like "Hey, I have dunkin donuts too" and hold up ur coffee.

#77 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:50pm by heatherfeather

i agree with heatherfeather... i think you did it intentionally...

#78 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:55pm by screwed137

does ANYONE call it that? other than their mini logo? which isn't to be read outloud...
for future ref, just hold up your cup and point to it, smiling and raising your eyebrows and then give her a thumbs up. much cuter

#79 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:55pm by greenrapsody

shot

#80 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:55pm by that_guy01

#14, don't worry, 61 clearly doesn't see the beauty in a comment like that
whether you're serious or not that just made my day a bit better

#81 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:56pm by mrstanfords

hahahahhaha oh man!!!

well, shit happens :P

#82 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:57pm by who_rollerpig

Thats not even a remotely good opener to begin with try learning the mystery method ittl teach you how to open without sounding stupid

#83 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:00pm by ZiggyMorrison

Smooth like a baby's bottom. And such a trendy way to say Dunkin Donuts, which was necessary when you consider how fucking interesting a conversation topic coffee usually makes.

#84 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:01pm by Nakedsquirrel

Y kinda DI. But it's still funny as hell.

#85 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:01pm by lostathome

Omg you're a dork haha.
I'm clicking both since I feel sorry for you, but on the other hand, you totally deserve it :P

#86 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:02pm by Chra

#68 wins... "Is that double D" wouldn't make any sense if he were referring to her boobs.

#88 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm by MegL

#31 wins epically. You fail.... EPICALLY. For calling Dunkin' Dougnuts "Double D's." End of story.

#89 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:04pm by mynameisnotjudie

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#90 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:05pm by LRLguyOG

hahahahaha

#91 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:05pm by crunkk426

You said "Is that Double D's" which implies the coffee because she only had one. If you said "Are those Double D's", it's implied that there is more than one, and thus not one coffee - the boobage. People need to learn the importance of English language implications.

#92 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:06pm by SunlightVeins

wow you idiot who calls it double d coffee xD

#93 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm by jaleb

Well what do you know..... my first YDI I moderated that gets approved

#94 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:13pm by McCannCanTriple

wow um # 91 i have a question for you... Do u have sex with your english teacher. U fucking dork i bet u gonna criticize me for putting a period instead question mark. Then u gona click report abuse then u gona ask your teacher how to moan gramatically.

#95 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:14pm by Demonchild

Wow, now I imagined some creepy old guy with a sexual offender face coming upp to me and saying "Is that double d's you have there." And the the classic horror screeching noise starts playing, the lights dim except for his face and he starts laughing like a maniac. great image.

#96 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:16pm by nirvanafreak

Wow, now I imagined some creepy old guy with a sexual offender face coming upp to me and saying "Is that double d's you have there." And the the classic horror screeching noise starts playing, the lights dim except for his face and he starts laughing like a maniac. great image.

#97 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:16pm by nirvanafreak

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#98 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:17pm by Demonchild

LOL! Love it. Next time, be more specific. ;)

#99 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:18pm by Amkii

Ouch. Nice try though.

#100 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:18pm by lilaznkoolioz

who calls dunkin donuts that? thats just stupid

#101 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:21pm by oneangredwarf

why the hell did you try to talk to her about donuts anyway?

#102 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:22pm by someone1989

YDI, everyone knows what "Double Ds" means, and it sure ain't coffee.

#103 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:22pm by shmaller

hahahahaha and lol @ #98 i wonder what happened next

#104 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:24pm by wh0regasm

YDI!

For future reference, it's D'N'Ds.

#105 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:25pm by 100308

#90: I disagree, because it's like clefting except with a "that", and the singular verb agreement comes from a dummy pronoun.

It was a cup of coffee that she was holding.
It was her breasts that he noticed.
&c.

#106 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:26pm by Raine_Sage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#107 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:26pm by LolCows

What did you expect?
"Oh yes! I do love Dunkin Donuts coffee, let's have sex!"

#108 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:26pm by Kyothine

#93, shut up, you're not funny. I think the FML where the guy thought his co-worker was telling him to send her a certain picture when she said "Your nuts!", when she really meant "You're nuts!" is quite enough proof to show you that grammar is important.

Also, where do you go to school that your teachers actually teach you grammar in school? The only teaching I ever got in English class was about finding symbolism and crap like that.

Spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't created so they could be totally ignored, and they weren't created with no purpose.

Anyways, I've never heard Dunkin' Donuts called that...I hope that, once she got angry/walked away/didn't respond/etc., you tried to clarify at least. If you didn't, you definitely deserve it.

#109 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:26pm by Fragnox

#60 go fucking die and please never quote NWA again.

#110 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:27pm by MukyDaCookie

lmao reall smooooth

#111 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:27pm by carliexobon

sure....you were talking about "the coffee" anyone could see that! You were just being friendly! Way to blow the shot you never had.. **clap...clap...clap**

#112 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:30pm by Stay_beautiful

How could you not know how sexual that sounded?

#113 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:30pm by lolPayal17

thats one of those things u wish u take back. ouchh

#114 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:31pm by philmaster41

I would love to laugh at you right now, but this just makes me think of the time in which I accidently asked a guy if he wanted in on a threesome.

It seems like that would be impossible to have happen, but it's not...I did it.

My friend and I were sitting back to back to eachother on the grass. The stranger walks by and says, "Oh wow, that's smart. You two are making your own seats there." My reaction, "You can join us and make it a threesome."

This is where he asks for a time and a place.

#115 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:32pm by lolwut_fail

The only thing that was funny about this one was the fact you are that much of a douche to call Dunkin Donuts, "double d's"

#116 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:33pm by kam93

Hahaha, nice one. It's ok, my (immigrant) grandfather calles Krispy Kreme "KK" but one time he got confused and spent a whole 10 minutes talking about the "KKK donuts." We were all a little confused.

#117 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:35pm by Newtons_Cradle

you're a fachist communist. Oh and shape kills dumbledore meaning it's obvious ur not good with girls. That's ur future.
Dumbass

#118 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:35pm by jorygirly

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#119 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:35pm by jorygirly

dumbass. hahah.

#120 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:39pm by jujujuice

dumbass. hahah.

#121 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:39pm by jujujuice

Demonchild you're a loser, sunlightveins got the idea from me and I go to one of the best highschools in the country, and you're a loser who goes on fml all on comment on everyone's fml, ok you're the real dumbass.

#122 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:42pm by PHILERUP

Hey, she already thought you were a creeper, might as well have seen how the conversation went. *shrugs*

#123 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:44pm by ProfoundNonsense

#114 nice~

#124 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:44pm by KenMcGormick

That was funny. Next time, be mindful of what you say.

#125 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:48pm by 000001

Demonchild, you're a dumbass, sunlight vein got the idea from me, and I go the one of the best highschools in the country, you're a loser who goes on fml all day and comments on everyone's fml, so you're the real dumbass.

#126 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:51pm by PHILERUP

dude, your stupid. YDI.

#127 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:52pm by hellFighter

Haha. Dude how could you not know how sexual that sounding?

#128 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:53pm by lolPayal17

Lol, #32!

OP: You obviously meant her to get both meanings. And you fail on both. Nobody calls Dunkin Donuts that, and you obviously intended her to get your creepster boob reference. Next time, just compliment her taste in coffee (although... that's another whole FML right there!) and leave it at that.

#129 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:54pm by kellster

smoooooooooth
im with #7 on this one.
ive gotten horrible comments like that about my boobs, but nothing that bad...
no one would ever think you were talking about coffee.
never.

wow. 'nuff said.

#130 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:01pm by mfed1120

wow great opening line fyl

#131 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:06pm by bskaboom

wow great opening line fyl

#132 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:06pm by bskaboom

wow your an idiot. you could have said anything but you go with that. fyl

#133 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:08pm by bskaboom

test

#134 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:11pm by legs_etc_

test

#136 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:12pm by legs_etc_

Try to fully think through a line next time. :x

#137 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:20pm by 2Chances2Fail

Hehe #31

#138 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:20pm by miss_sunshine

At first I thought you were asking if she had double double... but double D doesn't really refer to anything else but the thing she thought you were referring to. YDI lmao

#139 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:23pm by faceless

amazing. you should write a book of pick-up lines.

#140 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:24pm by maasturbate

ever thought of thinking before you said anything in your life??? retard

#141 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:25pm by idkmybffjill1

hahaha....wish there was more detail on her reaction. bet that went a lot differently in your head.

#142 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:29pm by lenajoy927

Your name wouldn't happen to be Tobias Fuenke, would it?

#143 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:37pm by YerPal

Who calls Dunkin Donuts "Double D's"?

#144 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:38pm by alex_vik

wow. Dude. Did you ever think about what you are saying? Who call's Dunkin' Donuts, Double D's? I think you are sick and twisted and are just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you sexually harassed her. lol. But hey who knows.

#145 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:40pm by StarrieyedFML

So fake... nobody calls it Double D's. Somebody made this up because they realized that Dunkin and Donuts both started with D.

I'm getting extremely irritated that the moderators are allowing these extremely obvious fake FMLs on the site...

#146 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:41pm by mykbibby

It would have been a funny story to tell the in-laws.

#147 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:41pm by 24788

that sucks

#148 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:42pm by 24788

wow. Dude. Did you ever think about what you are saying? Who call's Dunkin' Donuts, Double D's? I think you are sick and twisted and are just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you sexually harassed her. lol. But hey who knows.

#149 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:42pm by StarrieyedFML

Who starts a conversation about coffee anyway? It's like you go up to her and say, "Say, I see that we're both wearing shoes"...um? You ultimately fail.

#151 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:46pm by slutmuffin

#146... it might be fake... but it sure is funny

#152 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:53pm by KenMcGormick

nice going..

EPIC FAIL.

#153 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:54pm by asdftammy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. good job,

#154 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:57pm by OHSHITILOVEHIM

umm duhhh... not smooth at all

#155 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:00am by AgentGreenEyes

Oh yes, this is Dunkin Donuts Coffee. What are you doing Friday night?

#156 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:01am by dpressedninja

thats weird, never heard of anyone calling dunkin donnuts double d's

#158 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:10am by Fy0urlife

dipshit

#159 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:16am by bdogg

154, i want to marry you.

#161 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:29am by slutmuffin

open mouth, insert foot.

#164 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:36am by swimgirl015

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#165 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:39am by swimgirl015

who hell calls it "double d's"? its dunkin, dunkies, dunks, etc....only a douche would call it double d's.

#167 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:44am by lamenessabounds

I know tons of people from Chicago/ the Midwest who call it "double D's". You all are just haters.

ps. dunkies? dunks??? and you're calling "double D's" gay? Go read 'Out' magazine.

#168 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:57am by usmc2600

If I was her, I would have said, "Are you retarded? They're not even close to double D's, pervert."

#169 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:57am by i_am_tiff_21

hah wow I have never heard the term "double D's" used for Dunkin' Donuts before. nice one man.

#171 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:17am by aho_matsuri

haha
this is a good one
saw it in the moderate section too

#172 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:17am by Zebidiah

146 - i think it's hilarious when people take FML so seriously. come on!

#173 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:20am by poison29

LOL you tools.


He was obviously going for
**Hehe, dunkin donuts, DDs, she will pick up on my awesome sense of humour with my witty double enterdre**
"Hey, is that double d's you've got there?"
**Oh my god!! He just made a funny remark about my coffee that some might mistake as my breasts!! this guy is hilarious!**
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LET''S DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

#174 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:21am by AtoZnumbersand_

who the fuck calls Dunkin' Donuts Double D? And why wouldn't you run that through your mind first? YDI

#175 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:21am by saxlover

i agree with #175....who calls dunkin donuts double d's?

ppl here in ma call it dunkies or just plain dunkin donuts

#176 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:34am by yeahreally

Wow. There's this thing I recommend. It's called thinking before you speak.

And seriously? "Double Ds"? I've never heard anyone call Dunkin' Donuts that.

#177 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35am by thelastnerd

a) Dunkin Donuts is revolting.
b) WHO the heck refers to it as "double d's"?

#178 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35am by wallythedolly

This is lame man !!

#180 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:00am by mkl_kmr

YDI
who calls Dunkin Donuts "Double D's"?

i've never heard that nickname for them...
i think you meant for that to happen...
DUMB

#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:14am by lovin_him924

Of all the things to say though, seriously?

#185 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:10am by herekitty

...i guess both fill cups.

#186 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:15am by DCS1138

Did you SERIOUSLY expect her to know what you were talking about?

#187 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:20am by rinnychan

lol admit it, she had some D's and you thought she'd be into it.

#188 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:29am by worstlifevuh

good one

#189 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:58am by rocket9

Really? Come on now how do you expect to charm a girl if you don't use your brain?

#190 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:05am by TheLab

well no shit, who refers to dunkin' donuts as 'double D's'?....and why did you think that would be a good opening line anyway? you may as well of just said 'hey we're drinking the same coffee and I'm only talking to you because I want to bang you'

#191 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:28am by MKC

I think this is totally believable, I live in Chicago and everyone here calls it "Double D's". Plus, in this FML he says he's taking the subway, which exists here. He's not being stupid, he's just being chicagoan.

#192 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:55am by ForeverArtistNow

No-one in the world will be won over by "So, you drink X coffee? We should clearly have sex." Even "Gosh, we're drinking the same coffee, we should clearly have sex", while better, is still pretty feeble.

#193 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:59am by noclevername

I don't think anyone would. Even if it is local slang, she may not have been local. She may have been visiting someone. I think food would be the last thing I would think if someone commented on my "double Ds." :|

#194 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:00am by neverland

Screw all of you twats.... if Dane Cook can call it The BK Lounge, then he can call it Double Ds!!!

Funny thought: It would be interesting to see him say this to a man.! " What up, dude? You got Double Ds?"

"You know what wakes me up in the morning? Double Ds"
"When I'm feeling down, all I need is some Double Ds with glaze!"
*Calls Dunkin Donuts marketing execs*

Another funny scenario: If she only had a B or C cup, she might've taken it as a compliment.

#195 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:32am by takemeaway10

next time use a better pick up line than something to do with coffee tut

#196 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:47am by youaresofucked

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

xDD

Definitely going to the favorites. 8D

#197 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:15am by Peanu_theGreat

lololol please learn to think before you speak.

#198 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:28am by dearladydisdain

wow you definitely need to learn to think before you speak



http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=87gze7pv8qbbw66jjl2yo5kbl241ea

#199 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:43am by marathdamane91

who the fuck calls dunking donuts double d? Freak.

#200 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:32am by WindLeader

LOL, that just made my day.. And my day has been PRETTY fuck'd

#201 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:48am by untitledmofo

Double Ds for Dunkin Donuts?
No, I'm pretty sure you did that on purpose.

#202 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:02am by kiripsan

Double Ds? Really?
Maybe it's a regional thing, but it's very much Dunkies for short, at least in New England/Boston area, where the damn thing originated.

#203 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:05am by asomedaywriter

I wouldn't have thought you were talking about coffee either... Jackass! You deserve it, you are lucky she didn't throw that coffee in your face or on your crotch.

#204 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:07am by pancakelover

LMAO...I'm drinking a DD iced coffee right now.

#205 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:12am by keonli

LMFAO!
...
...
Some girls are such idiots.
I mean, ofcourse you could ONLY be talking about her chest.

#206 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:54am by Dhamy

#14 - enjoy your single life you creeper.

#207 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:58am by aego56

LMFAO
number 31!

#208 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:59am by Dhamy

You idiot! YDI. Nuff said.


Dunkin' Donuts coffee is the best. I'm serious!.

#209 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:02am by rukusrazor

Next time, try not being such a creep, and using highly sexual terms as an intro!

#210 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:35am by MGW501

#31 FTW!!!

#211 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:39am by DanceRox9008

This reminds me of the time I told a guy me and my friend would double team him..But I think you win on this one :)

#212 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:41am by undead_

.....okay, who the hell calls Dunkin' Donuts "Double D's"?

#213 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:51am by RichHurtz

Right..

You were totally being a perv so don't pretend you weren't. No-one calls Dunkin' Donuts "Double D's"

#214 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:15am by nat66623

Who the hell calls Dunkin Donuts "Double Ds"?? Even if they did you would think an intelligent person would pick up that Double D is also...a bra size.

Duh.

YDI.

#215 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:18am by audiogasmic

Hahahahahaha. nice try bro. better luck next time.

#216 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:29am by DizzyDemon0

Who the hell calls Dunkin' Donuts "Double Ds?" Just call it Dunkin'.

#217 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:30am by nikkirito

Why do guys always try to get creative with their pick up lines? Just say, "Nice coffee" or something. And haha #214 I agree.

#218 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:40am by coffeennicotine

Come on. Obviously this chick had no sense of humor, or is too full of herself to consider the fact that you might not have been referring to her tits, even if you really were just using Dunkin Donuts to compliment her tits. By the way, she probably got an ego boost out of it, since even though they pretend to be offended, girls like hearing that they look good. F HER L

#219 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:50am by whatever234

WHy did you not just say something like 'I see you like Dunkin Donuts coffee too' and the proceed to smile, you were a bit stupid, making a sexual joke isn't the best method to break the ice...YDI

#220 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:34pm by 666midnight

"Screw all of you twats.... if Dane Cook can call it The BK Lounge, then he can call it Double Ds!!!

Funny thought: It would be interesting to see him say this to a man.! " What up, dude? You got Double Ds?"

"You know what wakes me up in the morning? Double Ds"
"When I'm feeling down, all I need is some Double Ds with glaze!"
*Calls Dunkin Donuts marketing execs*

Another funny scenario: If she only had a B or C cup, she might've taken it as a compliment."

You aren't dane cook dipshit!!! Therefore you cannot pull that off!!! and you weren't doing standup comedy, you were walking around in a real life situation, go to school!!!

#221 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:02pm by screwed137

I totally see this blowing up into a new abbreviation.
And everyone stfu with the fake shit. Yea, call people out on bash.org rippers, but for stuff like this, just chillllll.

And post above me--stfu. And please add a couple more exclamation points. Those really added to your point. Immensely, actually. Twat.

#222 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:12pm by jambatwist03

I like how you tell me to chill, when you are ripping on ppl just as much. !

#223 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35pm by screwed137

Who calls Dunkin Donuts Double D's?

#224 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:53pm by r37s4090Xl7N

I don't see why everyone is getting so upset about this post. I think it's funny.

#225 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:30pm by BoiGrrl

What a horrible pick up line, YOU DESERVE IT. LOL

#226 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:41pm by 00001000100101

I honestly thought this was really funny.
YDI, yes, but still very funny.
And maybe the OP and his friends call it that...so it just sort of came out.

Also, #67 is bomb. haha.

#228 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:52pm by hislovelylady

hahahahahahahhahaha

wow...epic fail xD

#229 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:15pm by skittlesxmonster

um no one calls dunkin donuts double d's. thats something you would have to think about before saying and therefore he would have realised how it would sound. and thats a stupid way to start a conversation with a woman. obviously you both have the same coffee in your hands, as does most of the world's population. its like your trying too hard. she would think your a joke. try something different next time. =)

#230 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by paigerpanic

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#231 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:27pm by Will09

Smooth...

#232 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:36pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

Who the fuck calls Dunkin Donuts double D's?

#233 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:45pm by Karnezar

Haha FAIL. :D

#234 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:05pm by radio_x_aimee

call it dunken dounets from now on.. other wise.. you might get slaped

#235 - On 04/30/2009 at 4:07pm by madomis

Even if "Double D's" wasn't a reference to breasts, she probably would've thought you were a loser for calling Dunkin Donuts "Double D's."

#236 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:02pm by thessad

Not your fault that chauvinistic other men have made "DD" something exclusively about breast size.

#237 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:12pm by Charlesdenfreude

im sorry, but you're retarded =D

#238 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:32pm by martialartist7

smoooooooth..... lol YDI

#239 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:48pm by Melodyfire

I've never heard anyone refer to Dunkin Donuts as Double D's, lol... good one.

#240 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:19pm by ashleyand_uk

haha. you kinda walked yourself right into that one buddy. haha

#241 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:22pm by MaxTheFirst

Ahaha nice.

#242 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:55pm by iPhanny

Hahaha. That made my day, thanks.

#243 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:40pm by squeaksx24

hahahaha this FML is just plain win. +fav and to all the idiots saying "OHH WOW GOOD PICKUP LINE MAN, SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT THERE" no pickup line is gonna do that dumb shits. go ahead and insert a good pickup line and then add "let's have sex" after it and it still will sound stupid. stfu.

#244 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:48pm by thereitgo

1. Hahah wtf, who calls Dunkin Donuts that? Got trouble saying one extra syllable?

2. Girls don't want people talking to them on the train. Nobody does, really. lulz, you fail.

#245 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:58pm by jnic

#198, what the fuck else is "double D's" supposed to mean? Nobody calls Dunkin Donuts some lame shit like that.

#246 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:59pm by jnic

ha ha that's really funny. I'm sorry you failed but it made my day = )

#247 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:14pm by ThatsAli3

wtf. ive never heard anyone call Dunkin Donuts "Double D's" in my entire life until now. . . .

#248 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:15pm by Ellex333

worst. pick. up. line. ever.

#249 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:45pm by InspiredByGaGa

Imagine if it worked.

#250 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:53pm by Eiotlrd

seriously wtf?

"Double D's" sounds more like a bra size.
and no one--no one--says that.

#251 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:59pm by qwertyui

haha # 14

#252 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:54pm by heyitzmeh

hahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha omg i'm gonna pee.
half because of the actual FML and half because of the comments

#253 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:52am by oliviaaaaaaaa

why would you ever call dunkin donuts double d's?? that's a dumb joke. this exchange was well deserved.

#254 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:36am by green_room119

HAHAHAHAHA.
this is great. i love it :)

#255 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:09pm by SublatePandemic

Sounds very fake. He just wanted to post the joke.

#256 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:27pm by Professor59

Yeah, but did she actually have Double D's? If so, at least you got a decent look!

#257 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:49pm by lazorzpewpew

to all of you assholes: some people actually call dunkin donuts "double d's" so maybe you should think about other people instead of yourself most of the time. also, im pretty sure the OP didnt mean it as a sexual remark. i agree it wasnt the smartest thing to say at the time.. but is it necessary to call him a 'fucking dipshit' or a 'dumbass' for calling dunkin donuts double d's? ya'll need to grow up, trying to be cool and shit.. i laugh at the pathetic pieces of shit who have nothing better to do then criticize people for doing something stupid.

to the op: hahah if she over reacted or didnt understand she is retarded. you said "is that double d's you have there?" --- not, "are those double d's you have there?" but this was really funny and it was a good attempt at starting a conversation with a hottie. :)

#258 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:39pm by iamdrice21

Who tries to strike up conversation with a hot chick by talking about coffee?

#259 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:58pm by fmah_life

LMAOO! ahahaha that sucks.
you tried to start and innocent convo which came out as a sexual remark

#260 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:06am by tdobby

good choice of words dipshit. didn't you ever learn to think before you act

#261 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:49am by ZH13

Haha, real smooth there. Brain first, then mouth.

#262 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:16pm by l33tm0nk3y

haha, good try, but unfortunately, you failed :(

#263 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:59pm by Dominick92

...Do you think before you speak? Who the fuck makes a reference to double D's and expects the person you're talking to, to suddenly think of fucking Dunkin Donuts?

#264 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:35am by Shiggle

that's why you say the full name of things.

are you really that stupid?

#265 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:49pm by heartless

wtf? who refers to dunkin donuts as double d's?

#266 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:33pm by jewelzgalore

LOL!!!! thatsss ssooooo not something u say to a girl dummy! even though ti is funny. haha what did she say?

#267 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:04pm by esklstar

That's hilarious, I wish I could brag about making that mistake

#268 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:06am by RunZoneFive

Might've helped if you had finished more of your coffee so that you'd've been caffeinatedly focused enough to avoid n00bing up like that.

#269 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:31am by pew_pew_lasers

If she was flat she would've realized that you were talking about the coffee.

#270 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:33am by pew_pew_lasers

Who says that?

#271 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:30pm by RandomFool

that has got to be the worst way in which to start a conversation... EVER

#272 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:09am by Rats

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right.

but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

#273 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:42pm by brittbrittT

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right.

but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

#274 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:42pm by brittbrittT

heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee'sssss your sign.

#275 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:43am by Phobic

You dumbass hahaha

#276 - On 05/07/2009 at 12:28am by Ganon893

Hahaha. oh well. Mistaken Sexual comments. dont really matter, im sure she got over it.

#277 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:01am by jen_kay

hahahah, nice one

#278 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:47pm by exile529

LOL

#279 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:44pm by jagaugga

It's not really difficult to add one extra syllable, dumbass.

#280 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:41am by CandyLolita

Your 'nice job' equals no blow job

#281 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:00am by bigraws23

Hehe if you had the talent then you could turn that into a GREAT pickup line lol

#282 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:51am by Chooka

Hey, at least he didn't say, "I was trying to be cool and impress her by acting like a douche and asking her if she had Double D's coffee." At least he said he 'was trying to start a conversation.'

#284 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:15pm by tangerine_12

ur an idiot....

#285 - On 08/13/2009 at 12:24am by Guitarist45

hahaha, nice man

#286 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:48pm by Hockeylover87_71

lol you should have just gone with it

#287 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:37am by OnerousMemories

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