Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin Donut's coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double D's you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the Coffee. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
you call Dunkin Donuts Double D?
since when do people do that? or am I just behind the times >>
#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54pm by RaspberryBerret
What did you expect
just say;
"nice coffee"
show her you have the same one
she will smile
you move on to a different conversation
not to difficult, is it
It would be best to just say "Is that Dunkin Donuts you have there?" it's the best way to avoid confusion rofl
No, you walk up to her and say: Baby, I will get you so wet that even a Shamwow won't be able to clean it up.
Dude, think over your words. That is wrong...lol you deserved that for not thinking
#16 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:55pm by LysssNysss
I'd rather have the Dunkin Donuts than the double-d's she thought you were referring to, but that's just me.
#17 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:56pm by TurtleGenius
well obviously she's not going to be like "oh yes my dunkin donuts"
fool.
#27 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:59pm by stinkybutt
Bro f that when she asks what you mean you say that coffee compliment them titties. Then she looks at you funny. You say her hair looks like that coffee. if shes blonde you got no prob hitten dat if shes a brunett, hmm you can get some, if you try.
D.C.
#29 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:01pm by Demonchild
Calling Dunkin' Donuts that is just like calling McDonald's "Mickey D's": only douchebags do it. YDI. :D
#31 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:02pm by may_cause_fail
Douche bags... and total pimpstas'!
haha just kiddin, yeah, "Double d's and Micky D's" are douchbag terms.
And she said "Do you have a small pecker?" to find out if you have a pet bird.
#32 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:02pm by I_am_stupid_also
Lmao at #15
Sham wow... What a joke. I watched the commercial for the snug wow and I pissed myself laughing.
But yeah, think before you say something that ridiculous to someone. XD
#41 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by dani_marty_ann
ew - if i were the girl and even if i HAD picked up that you were talking about the coffee i'd be turned off by the abbreviation. a) you sound like a tool b) you look lazy if you cant even bother to say "dunkin donuts"
yae. i'd probably laugh. YDI either way she took it. Next time, speak like an adult
#42 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:07pm by MonkeySpeaks
dude that wasjust idiotic
you are an idiot for saying that in the first place
work on your pick up lines
This is way worse than MickyD's (which is still effing ridiculous). Who the hell calls it Double Ds? Yeah, OP is an idiot.
wow fail
if she didnt pick up on it
u shoulda at least tried to explain it
but great pickup line
hahaha
that's what you get for saying DD's instead of dunkin' donuts, loser..
#58 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:23pm by redmeat
loooooooool
of all the things guys have said, that has got to be one of the awesomest.
You need to get out more, and say more logical things to girls.
However, I'm adding you to my mental list of FML heroes.
#14.
that would not work on anyonee.
if you walked up to a girl and said that, she would most likely slap you.
i would.
i mean honestly?
are you really that much of a dick that you would do that?
#63 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:32pm by bridgetheartsyou
By the verb "is" the OP meant the coffee, if he said "are" he meant her boobs. So the OP was correct by saying "is"
OP: "I see you got Double D's there."
Girl: "What?!?"
OP: "I meant nice titties" -sips coffee-
Girl: "Oh, thank you."
Well what kind of total fucking dipshit calls it that in the first place? I mean besides you.
#73 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:46pm by Nemephosis
really?
that was the best line you could come up with?
YDI for being lame.
#74 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:47pm by that_guy321
SMOOTH HAHA. Yeah you need to work on that...Could just be me but I don't think pointing out that she had a dunkin donuts coffee would really go over well in any context, maybe try complimenting on her tastes in coffee or something instead of stating the obvious? idk
But if you're gonna go that route then atleast dont say "double d's"..haha say "dunkins" i think thats what most ppl would call it.
Shut
The F
Up
Panzy.
In your ass there is a
Dick
Decipher this and you win.... your mom back. (You gotta pay for shippin and handeling.)
(I was hard to find a word for)
D.C. 4 Life
#76 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:48pm by Demonchild
i know you were probably thinking it would be smooth to use a "Double D" for Dunkin Donuts, but honestly, who the hell has ever used that? Just be like "Hey, I have dunkin donuts too" and hold up ur coffee.
#77 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:50pm by heatherfeather
i agree with heatherfeather... i think you did it intentionally...
#78 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:55pm by screwed137
does ANYONE call it that? other than their mini logo? which isn't to be read outloud...
for future ref, just hold up your cup and point to it, smiling and raising your eyebrows and then give her a thumbs up. much cuter
#79 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:55pm by greenrapsody
#14, don't worry, 61 clearly doesn't see the beauty in a comment like that
whether you're serious or not that just made my day a bit better
#81 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:56pm by mrstanfords
Thats not even a remotely good opener to begin with try learning the mystery method ittl teach you how to open without sounding stupid
#83 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:00pm by ZiggyMorrison
Smooth like a baby's bottom. And such a trendy way to say Dunkin Donuts, which was necessary when you consider how fucking interesting a conversation topic coffee usually makes.
#84 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:01pm by Nakedsquirrel
Omg you're a dork haha.
I'm clicking both since I feel sorry for you, but on the other hand, you totally deserve it :P
#31 wins epically. You fail.... EPICALLY. For calling Dunkin' Dougnuts "Double D's." End of story.
#89 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:04pm by mynameisnotjudie
You said "Is that Double D's" which implies the coffee because she only had one. If you said "Are those Double D's", it's implied that there is more than one, and thus not one coffee - the boobage. People need to learn the importance of English language implications.
#92 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:06pm by SunlightVeins
Well what do you know..... my first YDI I moderated that gets approved
#94 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:13pm by McCannCanTriple
wow um # 91 i have a question for you... Do u have sex with your english teacher. U fucking dork i bet u gonna criticize me for putting a period instead question mark. Then u gona click report abuse then u gona ask your teacher how to moan gramatically.
#95 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:14pm by Demonchild
Wow, now I imagined some creepy old guy with a sexual offender face coming upp to me and saying "Is that double d's you have there." And the the classic horror screeching noise starts playing, the lights dim except for his face and he starts laughing like a maniac. great image.
#96 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:16pm by nirvanafreak
Wow, now I imagined some creepy old guy with a sexual offender face coming upp to me and saying "Is that double d's you have there." And the the classic horror screeching noise starts playing, the lights dim except for his face and he starts laughing like a maniac. great image.
#97 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:16pm by nirvanafreak
why the hell did you try to talk to her about donuts anyway?
#102 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:22pm by someone1989
#90: I disagree, because it's like clefting except with a "that", and the singular verb agreement comes from a dummy pronoun.
It was a cup of coffee that she was holding.
It was her breasts that he noticed.
&c.
#106 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:26pm by Raine_Sage
#93, shut up, you're not funny. I think the FML where the guy thought his co-worker was telling him to send her a certain picture when she said "Your nuts!", when she really meant "You're nuts!" is quite enough proof to show you that grammar is important.
Also, where do you go to school that your teachers actually teach you grammar in school? The only teaching I ever got in English class was about finding symbolism and crap like that.
Spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't created so they could be totally ignored, and they weren't created with no purpose.
Anyways, I've never heard Dunkin' Donuts called that...I hope that, once she got angry/walked away/didn't respond/etc., you tried to clarify at least. If you didn't, you definitely deserve it.
sure....you were talking about "the coffee" anyone could see that! You were just being friendly! Way to blow the shot you never had.. **clap...clap...clap**
#112 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:30pm by Stay_beautiful
I would love to laugh at you right now, but this just makes me think of the time in which I accidently asked a guy if he wanted in on a threesome.
It seems like that would be impossible to have happen, but it's not...I did it.
My friend and I were sitting back to back to eachother on the grass. The stranger walks by and says, "Oh wow, that's smart. You two are making your own seats there." My reaction, "You can join us and make it a threesome."
This is where he asks for a time and a place.
#115 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:32pm by lolwut_fail
The only thing that was funny about this one was the fact you are that much of a douche to call Dunkin Donuts, "double d's"
Hahaha, nice one. It's ok, my (immigrant) grandfather calles Krispy Kreme "KK" but one time he got confused and spent a whole 10 minutes talking about the "KKK donuts." We were all a little confused.
#117 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:35pm by Newtons_Cradle
you're a fachist communist. Oh and shape kills dumbledore meaning it's obvious ur not good with girls. That's ur future.
Dumbass
Demonchild you're a loser, sunlightveins got the idea from me and I go to one of the best highschools in the country, and you're a loser who goes on fml all on comment on everyone's fml, ok you're the real dumbass.
Hey, she already thought you were a creeper, might as well have seen how the conversation went. *shrugs*
#123 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:44pm by ProfoundNonsense
Demonchild, you're a dumbass, sunlight vein got the idea from me, and I go the one of the best highschools in the country, you're a loser who goes on fml all day and comments on everyone's fml, so you're the real dumbass.
Haha. Dude how could you not know how sexual that sounding?
#128 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:53pm by lolPayal17
Lol, #32!
OP: You obviously meant her to get both meanings. And you fail on both. Nobody calls Dunkin Donuts that, and you obviously intended her to get your creepster boob reference. Next time, just compliment her taste in coffee (although... that's another whole FML right there!) and leave it at that.
smoooooooooth
im with #7 on this one.
ive gotten horrible comments like that about my boobs, but nothing that bad...
no one would ever think you were talking about coffee.
never.
wow. 'nuff said.
At first I thought you were asking if she had double double... but double D doesn't really refer to anything else but the thing she thought you were referring to. YDI lmao
ever thought of thinking before you said anything in your life??? retard
#141 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:25pm by idkmybffjill1
hahaha....wish there was more detail on her reaction. bet that went a lot differently in your head.
#142 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:29pm by lenajoy927
wow. Dude. Did you ever think about what you are saying? Who call's Dunkin' Donuts, Double D's? I think you are sick and twisted and are just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you sexually harassed her. lol. But hey who knows.
#145 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:40pm by StarrieyedFML
So fake... nobody calls it Double D's. Somebody made this up because they realized that Dunkin and Donuts both started with D.
I'm getting extremely irritated that the moderators are allowing these extremely obvious fake FMLs on the site...
wow. Dude. Did you ever think about what you are saying? Who call's Dunkin' Donuts, Double D's? I think you are sick and twisted and are just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you sexually harassed her. lol. But hey who knows.
#149 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:42pm by StarrieyedFML
Who starts a conversation about coffee anyway? It's like you go up to her and say, "Say, I see that we're both wearing shoes"...um? You ultimately fail.
#151 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:46pm by slutmuffin
Oh yes, this is Dunkin Donuts Coffee. What are you doing Friday night?
#156 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:01am by dpressedninja
who hell calls it "double d's"? its dunkin, dunkies, dunks, etc....only a douche would call it double d's.
#167 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:44am by lamenessabounds
I know tons of people from Chicago/ the Midwest who call it "double D's". You all are just haters.
ps. dunkies? dunks??? and you're calling "double D's" gay? Go read 'Out' magazine.
If I was her, I would have said, "Are you retarded? They're not even close to double D's, pervert."
#169 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:57am by i_am_tiff_21
hah wow I have never heard the term "double D's" used for Dunkin' Donuts before. nice one man.
#171 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:17am by aho_matsuri
LOL you tools.
He was obviously going for
**Hehe, dunkin donuts, DDs, she will pick up on my awesome sense of humour with my witty double enterdre**
"Hey, is that double d's you've got there?"
**Oh my god!! He just made a funny remark about my coffee that some might mistake as my breasts!! this guy is hilarious!**
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LET''S DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"
#174 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:21am by AtoZnumbersand_
who the fuck calls Dunkin' Donuts Double D? And why wouldn't you run that through your mind first? YDI
#175 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:21am by saxlover
i agree with #175....who calls dunkin donuts double d's?
ppl here in ma call it dunkies or just plain dunkin donuts
#176 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:34am by yeahreally
Wow. There's this thing I recommend. It's called thinking before you speak.
And seriously? "Double Ds"? I've never heard anyone call Dunkin' Donuts that.
#177 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35am by thelastnerd
a) Dunkin Donuts is revolting.
b) WHO the heck refers to it as "double d's"?
#178 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35am by wallythedolly
YDI
who calls Dunkin Donuts "Double D's"?
i've never heard that nickname for them...
i think you meant for that to happen...
DUMB
#182 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:14am by lovin_him924
lol admit it, she had some D's and you thought she'd be into it.
#188 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:29am by worstlifevuh
well no shit, who refers to dunkin' donuts as 'double D's'?....and why did you think that would be a good opening line anyway? you may as well of just said 'hey we're drinking the same coffee and I'm only talking to you because I want to bang you'
I think this is totally believable, I live in Chicago and everyone here calls it "Double D's". Plus, in this FML he says he's taking the subway, which exists here. He's not being stupid, he's just being chicagoan.
#192 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:55am by ForeverArtistNow
No-one in the world will be won over by "So, you drink X coffee? We should clearly have sex." Even "Gosh, we're drinking the same coffee, we should clearly have sex", while better, is still pretty feeble.
#193 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:59am by noclevername
I don't think anyone would. Even if it is local slang, she may not have been local. She may have been visiting someone. I think food would be the last thing I would think if someone commented on my "double Ds." :|
Screw all of you twats.... if Dane Cook can call it The BK Lounge, then he can call it Double Ds!!!
Funny thought: It would be interesting to see him say this to a man.! " What up, dude? You got Double Ds?"
"You know what wakes me up in the morning? Double Ds"
"When I'm feeling down, all I need is some Double Ds with glaze!"
*Calls Dunkin Donuts marketing execs*
Another funny scenario: If she only had a B or C cup, she might've taken it as a compliment.
#195 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:32am by takemeaway10
next time use a better pick up line than something to do with coffee tut
#196 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:47am by youaresofucked
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
xDD
Definitely going to the favorites. 8D
#197 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:15am by Peanu_theGreat
wow you definitely need to learn to think before you speak
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=87gze7pv8qbbw66jjl2yo5kbl241ea
#199 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:43am by marathdamane91
LOL, that just made my day.. And my day has been PRETTY fuck'd
#201 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:48am by untitledmofo
Double Ds? Really?
Maybe it's a regional thing, but it's very much Dunkies for short, at least in New England/Boston area, where the damn thing originated.
#203 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:05am by asomedaywriter
I wouldn't have thought you were talking about coffee either... Jackass! You deserve it, you are lucky she didn't throw that coffee in your face or on your crotch.
#204 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:07am by pancakelover
LMFAO!
...
...
Some girls are such idiots.
I mean, ofcourse you could ONLY be talking about her chest.
You idiot! YDI. Nuff said.
Dunkin' Donuts coffee is the best. I'm serious!.
#209 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:02am by rukusrazor
This reminds me of the time I told a guy me and my friend would double team him..But I think you win on this one :)
Right..
You were totally being a perv so don't pretend you weren't. No-one calls Dunkin' Donuts "Double D's"
Who the hell calls Dunkin Donuts "Double Ds"?? Even if they did you would think an intelligent person would pick up that Double D is also...a bra size.
Duh.
YDI.
#215 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:18am by audiogasmic
Why do guys always try to get creative with their pick up lines? Just say, "Nice coffee" or something. And haha #214 I agree.
#218 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:40am by coffeennicotine
Come on. Obviously this chick had no sense of humor, or is too full of herself to consider the fact that you might not have been referring to her tits, even if you really were just using Dunkin Donuts to compliment her tits. By the way, she probably got an ego boost out of it, since even though they pretend to be offended, girls like hearing that they look good. F HER L
#219 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:50am by whatever234
WHy did you not just say something like 'I see you like Dunkin Donuts coffee too' and the proceed to smile, you were a bit stupid, making a sexual joke isn't the best method to break the ice...YDI
#220 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:34pm by 666midnight
"Screw all of you twats.... if Dane Cook can call it The BK Lounge, then he can call it Double Ds!!!
Funny thought: It would be interesting to see him say this to a man.! " What up, dude? You got Double Ds?"
"You know what wakes me up in the morning? Double Ds"
"When I'm feeling down, all I need is some Double Ds with glaze!"
*Calls Dunkin Donuts marketing execs*
Another funny scenario: If she only had a B or C cup, she might've taken it as a compliment."
You aren't dane cook dipshit!!! Therefore you cannot pull that off!!! and you weren't doing standup comedy, you were walking around in a real life situation, go to school!!!
#221 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:02pm by screwed137
I totally see this blowing up into a new abbreviation.
And everyone stfu with the fake shit. Yea, call people out on bash.org rippers, but for stuff like this, just chillllll.
And post above me--stfu. And please add a couple more exclamation points. Those really added to your point. Immensely, actually. Twat.
#222 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:12pm by jambatwist03
I like how you tell me to chill, when you are ripping on ppl just as much. !
#223 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:35pm by screwed137
I honestly thought this was really funny.
YDI, yes, but still very funny.
And maybe the OP and his friends call it that...so it just sort of came out.
Also, #67 is bomb. haha.
#228 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:52pm by hislovelylady
um no one calls dunkin donuts double d's. thats something you would have to think about before saying and therefore he would have realised how it would sound. and thats a stupid way to start a conversation with a woman. obviously you both have the same coffee in your hands, as does most of the world's population. its like your trying too hard. she would think your a joke. try something different next time. =)
#230 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by paigerpanic
Even if "Double D's" wasn't a reference to breasts, she probably would've thought you were a loser for calling Dunkin Donuts "Double D's."
Not your fault that chauvinistic other men have made "DD" something exclusively about breast size.
#237 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:12pm by Charlesdenfreude
I've never heard anyone refer to Dunkin Donuts as Double D's, lol... good one.
#240 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:19pm by ashleyand_uk
haha. you kinda walked yourself right into that one buddy. haha
#241 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:22pm by MaxTheFirst
hahahaha this FML is just plain win. +fav and to all the idiots saying "OHH WOW GOOD PICKUP LINE MAN, SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT THERE" no pickup line is gonna do that dumb shits. go ahead and insert a good pickup line and then add "let's have sex" after it and it still will sound stupid. stfu.
1. Hahah wtf, who calls Dunkin Donuts that? Got trouble saying one extra syllable?
2. Girls don't want people talking to them on the train. Nobody does, really. lulz, you fail.
#198, what the fuck else is "double D's" supposed to mean? Nobody calls Dunkin Donuts some lame shit like that.
hahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha omg i'm gonna pee.
half because of the actual FML and half because of the comments
#253 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:52am by oliviaaaaaaaa
why would you ever call dunkin donuts double d's?? that's a dumb joke. this exchange was well deserved.
#254 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:36am by green_room119
Yeah, but did she actually have Double D's? If so, at least you got a decent look!
#257 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:49pm by lazorzpewpew
to all of you assholes: some people actually call dunkin donuts "double d's" so maybe you should think about other people instead of yourself most of the time. also, im pretty sure the OP didnt mean it as a sexual remark. i agree it wasnt the smartest thing to say at the time.. but is it necessary to call him a 'fucking dipshit' or a 'dumbass' for calling dunkin donuts double d's? ya'll need to grow up, trying to be cool and shit.. i laugh at the pathetic pieces of shit who have nothing better to do then criticize people for doing something stupid.
to the op: hahah if she over reacted or didnt understand she is retarded. you said "is that double d's you have there?" --- not, "are those double d's you have there?" but this was really funny and it was a good attempt at starting a conversation with a hottie. :)
#258 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:39pm by iamdrice21
...Do you think before you speak? Who the fuck makes a reference to double D's and expects the person you're talking to, to suddenly think of fucking Dunkin Donuts?
#264 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:35am by Shiggle
LOL!!!! thatsss ssooooo not something u say to a girl dummy! even though ti is funny. haha what did she say?
That's hilarious, I wish I could brag about making that mistake
#268 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:06am by RunZoneFive
Might've helped if you had finished more of your coffee so that you'd've been caffeinatedly focused enough to avoid n00bing up like that.
#269 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:31am by pew_pew_lasers
If she was flat she would've realized that you were talking about the coffee.
#270 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:33am by pew_pew_lasers
thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right.
but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.
#273 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:42pm by brittbrittT
thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right.
but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.
#274 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:42pm by brittbrittT
It's not really difficult to add one extra syllable, dumbass.
#280 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:41am by CandyLolita
Hey, at least he didn't say, "I was trying to be cool and impress her by acting like a douche and asking her if she had Double D's coffee." At least he said he 'was trying to start a conversation.'
#284 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:15pm by tangerine_12
