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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep three hours. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.

#8 - On 01/20/2011 at 7:36pm by Thecarpaltunnelo

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you have an awesome teacher

#7 - On 01/20/2011 at 7:35pm by Emileerzz

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