Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 3:28am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • He beat you to it. Should've said "Ew, gross Dad!"

    #3 - On 01/18/2011 at 10:07am by machiko

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  • "Thanks for trying to cover it up, Dad, but I queefed!"

    Nobody would believe your denial, so making it grosser is the way to go.

    #15 - On 01/18/2011 at 10:38am by perdix

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