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Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML
He beat you to it. Should've said "Ew, gross Dad!"
"Thanks for trying to cover it up, Dad, but I queefed!"
Nobody would believe your denial, so making it grosser is the way to go.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014