Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"
mea_iloveskiing 26
is your name luke? :D
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hotscar 3
wow... all I have to say. but why the star wars store?
Blazingcrono 6
Think about it; where else can you use "I am your father" line?
Ali_Br_fml 33
And this guy is supposed to be his father's BEST FRIEND?? I wonder what his worst enemy did...
jazziness 12
I was thinking the same thing… star wars grow up
Ashl3y15 0
wait mabe that was the best way to tell yu !
iRichiq 3
Retard
kimberlyk121 6
maybe he was joking when he said it wasn't a joke
jesscarrr 10
awkward....
konpaito 5
ooh.. maybe he thought that was the best way to break it to you. as a dad he wouldn't know how you'd take it if you've been lied to for 18 years>> I don't know what the full story is but at least give him a hug?
alexiiiiis09 0
HAHAHA fyl
mea_iloveskiing 26
is your name luke? :D
LilyLovesYouLots 0
lammmmeeeeeeee !!
YtotsDI 0
No it's Wilson
chuchaiilabss 19
No it's Patrick
danz123 7
Why not take the helmet off him, put on your own imitation, and tell him, "who cares, this will not change anything." Take it off, tell him he's a massive douche, kick him in the balls, and leave. :D
perdix 31
So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"
ZeeBest86 6
actually princess Leah would be Darth Vader's daughter and Luke's twin sister...his mom would be Padme...sorry to kill your joke.
perdix 31
If you're correcting me on Star Wars trivia, shouldn't you be able to spell Leia correctly? ;)
MerrikBarbarian 9
that'd be Padme unless you are thinking incest as well. :p
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Haha so the mom is Poundme?
ZeeBest86 6
Good point Perdix...As long as you understood who I was talking about... ;-D
iranoutofnames 6
I iz be a troll= win
chuchaiilabss 19
he didnt get the joke hahaha Lay yah as in liar ?
stevenmx86 8
Lol oooooh snap
mintcar 10
Well...let's just pretend that it was a joke. Eh? Eh?