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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26988) - you deserved it (3242)

On 01/16/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by me - United States (Georgia)

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It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML.

OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.

#6 - On 01/16/2011 at 10:42am by DjeePee

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Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.

#9 - On 01/16/2011 at 10:48am by ZeeBest86

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