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Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (4124)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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if you get paid would that be prostitution?

#1 - On 01/16/2011 at 6:13am by arkumx

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At least he didn't try to pressure you into anything but playing with legos. Maybe on the next date you can take it to the next level: watching cartoons together!

#15 - On 01/16/2011 at 6:57am by flybye

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