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Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!

#1 - On 01/16/2011 at 6:12am by NiciNico2

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Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.

#2 - On 01/16/2011 at 6:12am by heyred

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