Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19508) - you deserved it (4295)
On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)
bittersweet's life also sucksToday, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend…
facepalmshroomer also deserved itToday, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I…
you were sorely mistaken.
#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:09am by katieatieay
See in context
#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:52am by Roi
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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