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Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML


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On 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm - misc - by iheartnjdevils - United States (Texas)

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if you are too stupid to close the damn blinds, then you have zero reason to complain

#8 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:16pm by celtics734

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OP, you're making this sound a lot more difficult than it has to be. Go change in another room that doesn't face the tree cutters. Preferably a bathroom. Put up curtains, blinds, shades, etc. You could hang a damn blanket in front of the window. This can be easily solved, I don't understand why your life is fucked. Also, why does your boyfriend have to complain for you? It's YOUR problem, YOU go complain. Does your boyfriend have to defend your honor or something?

#13 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:22pm by fearfulsymmetry

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