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Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (1835)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by raiyne -

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"Today, my car got hit. FML" would have been a lot shorter.

#1 - On 01/11/2011 at 1:01pm by Doortje

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#12 - On 01/11/2011 at 2:19pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

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