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Today, I took the subway to school. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7962) - you deserved it (56499)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

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