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Today, I took the subway to school. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

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i bet he didn't SEE that coming!

#6 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:59pm by jesusjr

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Nice job. I bet you think you're TOTALLY HAWT and that all the guys want to look at you.

Turns out only blind men do :)

#13 - On 02/26/2009 at 9:44pm by zachattack

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