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Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Cammy (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:18am by zeppelin9000

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Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:20am by Jimboom

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