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Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13475) - you deserved it (45313)

On 04/29/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Cammy (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:18am by zeppelin9000

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Hahah. I just burst out laughing. Idk why.

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by levitate

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