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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45164) - you deserved it (10329)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

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