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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)
#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by 24788
ouch!
well at least you know it works!
woo second comment!
YDI for buying someone a stun gun and not expecting to get shocked, but...
FYL since it was a very thoughtful gift and she should have tried it on someone else.
#3 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:16am by Genephix
Hahaha, that's funny. Aren't those illegal though?
I think the op meant tazer
lol. i would have done that too if my brother or sister bought me one=p
#4 - not even real guns are illegal...
and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing
FYL because she shocked you
YDI for giving a stun gun to a sister that would do that to you
Oops, nevermind, they're illegal in my state, but not in most others.
Those things hurt like FUCK!. No one should do that to another person. Trust me, it incapacitates you. This isn't like a funny shock.
/ok, it's a little funny.
LMAO!!! My sister would do something like that to me, on puprose!!! Note to self...Fluffy toys, dont hurt! LOL
Nothing like a backhand to put the brat in her place.
and the lesson is:
NEVER give your siblings something they can hurt you with. because they will hurt you.
Lmao.
Your sister is not the nicest person,hm?
Well, at least you know it works...
#4: Nope, not in America. They are in any country with reasonable gun laws though.
#17 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:32am by arienh4
That sucks. Completely FYL. You're sister is kinda a bitch. Don't buy her anything else... ever.
Hahaha I have a couple of friends who bought mace and thought it would be a good idea to spray it in the air in front of them to see "what it smells like"... similar but less stupid than them
Very thoughtful of you to do that to your sister. Sucks that she repaid you with a shock.
You should take it back and tell her to go get raped on the street.
#17, the gun laws in the US are more reasonable than those in Britain or Canada. Stun guns should by all means be legal.
#22 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:58am by Callyn
#22, you're wrong, kthxbai.
Lol, that's not funny... I would be mad.
Did she do it on purpose or was it accidental? If she was really excited she could have pressed the button by accident....
Well it would have been pointless if you had given her one that didn't work.
#26 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:11am by Zoa
#23 are you sucks? The answer is yes! LOLOLOL! kthnxbai
ANyways that's hilarious, and awful all at once. You should be quick to remind her that pissing people off like that is one of the major causes of rape,a nd that that gun isn't a fucking toy it CAN kill someone.
#27 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:13am by someone1989
That's pretty FMLish, least you didn't get her a nub-nose .22 instead hahaha.
17 and 23....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
boys are you guys retarded!
#22 - stun guns should be legal but heavily regulated.
firearms on the other hand shouldnt.
Firearms shouldn't be legal? How much crack did you smoke today???
That is fucking retarded, good thing the second amendment won't let that happen.
17, 23, 31
In America we have these things called RIGHTS!
Like the RIGHT to "protect yourself"...
America rocks, your country sucks! (see you at the olympics)
Stun guns are NON lethal, Why the F*** should they be heavily regulated? Regulate this... ***insert picture of me flicking you off***
#31, you are begging for tyrrany. We will get it. My brother, Ron Paul, and myself, will fight for the freedom that whose absense has caused so many problems in the last 8 1/2 years... the 1/2 being Obama's hypocritic semi-tyrannical administration. Anyway, this FML reminds me of a friend of mine who got an illegal switchblade from his uncle- he has no clue how his uncle got it, but damn that thing is sick.
"Anybody who is willing to give up a little liberty to gain a little security, deserve neither and will lose BOTH"!
Ben Franklin!
This is my favorite one i've read in a while.
#17 and #22, fuck yourselves as well. If you werent flames who lack the balls to pull a trigger, you'd love guns, like me. Besides, if this nation forgets freedom, we will lose it. Alexis Detouqueville predicted that we would eventually become so lazy and retarded that we would ask the government to run our lives for us. With Obama's economic reforms, especially his ones on healthcare, we are heading that much closer to having no power over our own individual economic resources. We are losing the holy freedom that our ancestors died for thanks to you. And #37, you are a badass.
#39 You are pretty badass yourself! :)
Thank you!
The number of altercations over FMLs is ridiculous, especially when most have little to do with the original FML that was posted. Shut up and tell the OP that it sucks he got stunned. That's what the comments are made for.
OP: It really sucks that you got stunned. Hope it works though. Close calls are not good at all and your gift was thoughtful.
i hope you rugby tackled that bitch down
Regarding any # that contains a gun-toting american.
How is allowing any civilian to own a deadly weapon after the most minimal of psychological tests better than restricting the use of said weapons?
Of course there is the oft-quoted statistic that a firearm kept in the home is 43 times more likely to kill a family member than an intruder.
And lets not forget the numerous deaths associated with tasers (reported by one study as 180 in 1006 alone), and the claim by Amnesty that 80% of taser usages by police were on unarmed people.
#39, not allowing every idiot to own a gun does not equate to losing your freedom.
#41 YOU'RE an idiot and a hypocrite! Aren't you commenting on text unrelated to the origional post by telling us to shut up!
OP borrow your sisters new stun gun and find that #41 dumbass, he/she needs a good stun in the ass!
#41 happy? that pertained to the origional post!
THat sucks that your sister zapped you, but you do seem to be a good brother.
#43 Dude we would be giving up the second amendment! That is a right!
and states that allow people to carry firearms have significantly lower crime rates! Criminals will buy guns regardless as to whether or not they are aloud, so the only people effected by banning guns are those who need to defend themselves!
and as far as restrictions... There ARE restrictions! If you have a felony, you cannot own a firearm! There is also a required wait time before you can purchase a firearm to hinder premeditated murder! They run a background on anybody trying to purchase a firearm!
Plus as far as "police over using tasers"... Preventing us from having them won't hinder that statistic at all, because they will still get to carry them!
Criminals want guns to be outlawed. I saw dozens of interviews with inmates and they all said it would be great cuz they can easily get guns from the black market and they know the mark will not be armed. Self defense is needed.
YDI for getting her a stun gun.
#9 that sucks, you in CA?
no good deed goes unpunished
At least you didn't get her a crossbow or a flamethrower or an ak-47 for her birthday.
...
I just officially unintentionally made your sister sound like Rambo.
FYI stun guns and tasers are legal in CA.
#46:
"and states that allow people to carry firearms have significantly lower crime rates!"
I'd love to see any statistics prove your hillarious comment.
#34:
Where's the right to drink alcohol at the age of 16? ;)
BSSSSSST!
Woo it works! Thanks so much :D
Oh hey... are you alright?
hahahah
what a bitch, I agree with 10.
#53, From the Department of Justice about how criminals got their guns http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/guns.htm
>2% Flea market/Gun show
12% Retail Store/Pawn Shop
80% Illegal sources
Also, a town that requires residents to own a gun has not had a gun-related death in the 25 years since the bill was passed, and the crime rate has dropped as well.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55288
Your sister is a bitch for doing that.
And can we please end the shitstorm over firearms already?
At least you didn't buy her a real gun or pepper spray. Pepper spray hurts like a bitch! And having her shoot you would suck balls. I'm not sure if a stun gun hurts as much as pepper spray, though
Lol, give her a high five for me. That's funny :D
"#4: Nope, not in America. They are in any country with reasonable gun laws though."
gun laws are a joke
If someone's planning to murder someone or rob some place they're not going to obey some stupid gun law
and they're not that hard to get.
all they do is keep guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, which give more power to the criminals.
#60 is my kind of person
Anyway, at least you know it works. It needed to be tested eventually...i mean think about it? Where you gonna test it on a dog? Would that be against nature? Oh no, cuz human life needs to change for animals, who dont give a damn. Adapt and change.
That was sarcastic btw...
if my sister did that i would wait until two in the morning and sneak into her room and take the stun gun and shock her awake
Are you gun-friendly Americans truly insane? How does everyone having a gun make anyone safe? Here in Britain we have possibly the most tightly restricted gun-ownership laws in the world, and as a result we have very little gun crime, especially compared to the US. Nobody owns a gun, so nobody needs one to protect themselves. When I walk down the street, the idea that anyone I see might even own a gun, let alone have one on them, is preposterous.
How many more schools have to suffer massacres before you realise your gun laws are mad? You don't even need to outlaw guns, look at Australia! They used to have similar gun laws to the US, and they had some school shootings. They practically outlawed semi-automatic and automatic weapons, but didn't really change the laws on six-shooters and shotguns. As a result, they haven't had a school shooting since.
To me it sounds medieval, living in a world where everyone has a deadly weapon and you might have to empty your bank account if you get injured.

Get over it. It doesn't hurt for too long. We used to do it with a 750 Volt taser when we were drunk just for fun.
OMG! Thats Fuckin Hilarious!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I wulda did dat too LOL I wulda thought it was rack...but funny:)..FYL
DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!
I am absolutely appalled that this hasn't yet been said. It is a sad day for dead internet memes.
Wow, what an awesome sister for doing that...
But that was really sweet of you to give that to her, however, most states you have to have a license to carry one of those (just like a gun) (At least where I live you do, because I was going to buy myself one before...they're about as expensive as most guns too)
Don't give someone like that a weapon
The reasoning behind everyone being permitted to own/owning a gun is that criminals know how to get guns regardless of whether or not they are legal. When outlawed, criminals have the upper hand because law-abiding citizens do not have a weapon, while the criminals do. If everyone owned a gun, or could at least reasonably be expected to own a gun, it would be likely that, if a criminal was to pull a gun on an innocent person, that person would just as easily pull a gun on them in self-defense. Therefore, it would be quite stupid for someone to pull a gun on another person who would likely have a gun as well.
#70 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:51pm by sjx
Awwww CRAP #68 beat me to it, it was the first thing I though too!
#71 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:35pm by zissou319
ydi for not buying her a car instead ?!
In the future, give gift cards to self-defense supply stores instead of the weapons themselves.
That sucks you should have had her find a drunk friend to try it on, I bought one for my girlfriends its 400,000 volts, and I have another one that is 1,000,000 volts be glad you didn't get a huge voltage one lol. And the restriction of stun guns varries by state, in Texas they aren't even considered a weapon by law (had a criminal attorney look it over before I bought it) Tasers are the ones that need a licence because of the fact that they have a projectile, and if anyone is going to get a pepper spray like device go to and Army Navy Store and get police strength mace (much more potent).
LOL what are siblings for if not to test potentially deadly weapons?
#75 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:36am by MKC
Ha ha ha ha. At least u know it works! (=
Then you took it back, got her wtih it, and broke up with her for being so dumb?
Never give women stun guns! Or any type of weapons. Never know when they might go crazy.
ha ha. at least you're thoughtful = )
and #79 would you like to explain to me how he is supposed to break up with his sister? next time you comment you might want to think about what you say so you dont sound like a total douche
ok, that sounds like something my sister would do..... I miss her :( lol This was funny as shit tho. Good for you for getting something for her to protect herself with, and I have to wonder if maybe she was getting back at you for something........lol
tell her u want a pistol for your birthday and then try it out on her to see if it works
#82 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:47am by FKO
#77 - I doubt OP is from the south if they can afford stun guns.
Ouch! Just be glad it was not a real gun.
63 - Agreed completely!
#85 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:53pm by cyxx
Hahahah. Thats Hilarious!!!
but on the good side she knows that it works incase she needs to use it again.
What the hell do you mean by "close calls?" She saw a black guy after dark?
#88: Go play in traffic, you jackass.
#4 no there not if they allow machine guns, rifles, and shotguns in this country then i dont think a gun that shoots a tiny amount of electricity is gonna be illegal
lol #87, you stole the words right out of my mouth
bad things happen to good people
@#90 Actually machines guns are illegal
Thank you, OP, for appreciating the difference between a stun gun and a taser. You have gained respect from me.
YDI For living near paedos...
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