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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47218) - you deserved it (12432)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by 24788

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Those things hurt like FUCK!. No one should do that to another person. Trust me, it incapacitates you. This isn't like a funny shock.

/ok, it's a little funny.

#11 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:25am by rukusrazor

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