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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by 24788

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#4 - not even real guns are illegal...

and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing

#7 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:19am by farmgirl

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