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Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75349) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by kattydoo07 - United States (Illinois)

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What the. You have a retarded ex.

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:07am by i_imagine

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He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:08am by catatonicsleep

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