Catch 22

By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
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catatonicsleep 17

He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?

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catatonicsleep 17

He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?

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SailorSolaris 43

Forget that, will OP have to move? Restraining orders are usually 1000 yards or something like that. 2 houses isn't 1000 yards.

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ForestFire0 1

Hopefully his lack of common sense or vindictiveness is why you dumped him.

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BigLord 0

What the hell? Someone needs to take more pills, I guess

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fashion_lover 0

People like your ex should be naturally selected against. Honestly, the calibre of some of the people who bother breathing in this world. :D

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Pockets281 0

Yea, I'm with #4. Unless this was the temporary one before the actual order, I don't buy it.

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Jimboom 11

I too am with #4. And no Judge would approve such an order when you live 2 houses down unless he was in physical danger and could prove it.

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everyonehatesyou 0

Yeah, this is fake. No one would grant a restraining order without contacting you first or checking where you live.

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kristina3514 0

I have had friends get restraining orders in situations similar. So it IS possible. All judges are different.they are not my GOOD friends due to their lack of common sense but hey what can u do?

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