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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (4381)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

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Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.

#4 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:20am by giantsfan2010

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well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.

#3 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am by Rawrzie

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