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Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40254) - you deserved it (1913)

On 04/28/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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