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Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Vigilante justice from the muffin man.

#4 - On 12/26/2010 at 1:46pm by FYLDeep

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Thank you for supporting law enforcement and public safety.

Fines don't change speeders' behavior very much, but being pelted with foul-tasting baked goods is a sure cure of the lead foot.

#14 - On 12/26/2010 at 2:00pm by perdix

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