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Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24336) - you deserved it (2547)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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haahaha, owned.

#1 - On 12/24/2010 at 6:58pm by xADTR182

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ho ho ho merry christmas!! ;D

#18 - On 12/24/2010 at 7:34pm by RawrBunneh

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