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Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by wench (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

#17 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:22pm by DocBastard

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I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

#8 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:09pm by macskapingvin

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