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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (4881)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Your response should have been, "Well you suck at sex, but that doesn't stop you."

#3 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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atleast he's honest tho.

#14 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:28am by Chanchilla

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