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Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to mah car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle fir dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML


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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

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it should read more like:
Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.

#17 - On 12/19/2010 at 3:16am by omgshaylaaa

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maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself

#3 - On 12/19/2010 at 2:59am by nicesprites

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