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Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (38784)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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