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Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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learn to drive!

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:04pm by arms_akimbo

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You're an idiot. It's perfectly legal to continue on if you saw the light TURN yellow especially.
The cop probably didn't give a fuck. And you're the kind of person that I want to run over when I drive.

Plus, *I* am a female. I can drive, thank you very much.

#13 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:27pm by Heidi

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