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Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6499) - you deserved it (25786)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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No, no they don't.

#1 - On 12/16/2010 at 7:06pm by DahkLohd

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That reminds me, I forgot to pee at the fire hydrant.

#5 - On 12/16/2010 at 7:11pm by Selena_is_back

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