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Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30981) - you deserved it (4419)

On 12/15/2010 at 8:01pm - misc - by unlovedfatty (man) - United States (New York)

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fyl. that sucks. what dicks

#2 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:01am by AKskier1

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well...I guess sometimes ignorance is bliss, although I'd rather know who I can and cannot trust. to hell with them. lol

#7 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:06am by italiangurrl

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