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Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (19086)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by dumbass (woman) - United States (California)

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Stay in California.

#7 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:10am by FFML_314

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+5 | 10

Those fucking parked cars just pop out of nowhere, don't they?

#9 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:14am by FYLDeep

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+4 | 25

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