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Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

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Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?
Lol

#7 - On 12/11/2010 at 1:53pm by ooitastic

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You are warping this kid's outlook on the world! You are fooling him into thinking the world is full of kind, generous people.

If you really wanted to help this kid, you would have taken your place in line before him, asked the cashier a million questions about the food (and the local sports teams), paid in small bills and many coins, and, for good measure, farted in the kid's face. THAT'S what the world is all about.

#28 - On 12/11/2010 at 3:07pm by perdix

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