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Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (5177)

On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

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You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too.

May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

#16 - On 12/10/2010 at 10:27am by perdix

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did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?

#11 - On 12/10/2010 at 10:19am by pennies_lane

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