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Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house

#1 - On 12/10/2010 at 5:57am by ScreamAimFire

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this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect

#2 - On 12/10/2010 at 5:57am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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