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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (483702) - you deserved it (43444)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

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Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:16am by circayouandme

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You can get a new boyfriend; it's *his* life that's fucked because not only does he have to take care of a kid, he's gonna lose you.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:04pm by Kityhawk37

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