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Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015