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Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

#13 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:31am by macskapingvin

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Liar liar pants on fire.

#2 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:07am by Howljerk

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