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Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25635) - you deserved it (2490)

On 12/03/2010 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Lady: Looks like a good book.
OP: It's awesome. It's so suspenseful...
Lady: Oh, I've read that one.
OP: Yeah,I haven't gotten to the end y...
Lady: The cat puts Thing 1 and Thing 2 back in the box.
OP: God DAMN it!

#52 - On 12/03/2010 at 7:43am by DocBastard

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oh i hate that! sucks for you :(

#1 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:05am by timtamslam

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