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Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (1974)

On 12/03/2010 at 12:18am - misc - by nokitchenforme - Canada (Ontario)

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Get her a cheap gift, and go on the cruise yourself. But first be sure to return the oven mitts she gives you for some tip money on the cruise. Then send her photos of your nice, relaxing vacation.

#8 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:13am by rockhound

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Why would you buy her Cruise tickets? Who the hell wants to see a Tom Cruise movie these days? What was the last good movie he made anyway? I think oven mitts are a much better gift.

#34 - On 12/03/2010 at 7:24am by DocBastard

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