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Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML

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On 12/03/2010 at 12:18am - misc - by nokitchenforme - Canada (Ontario)

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Get her a cheap gift, and go on the cruise yourself. But first be sure to return the oven mitts she gives you for some tip money on the cruise. Then send her photos of your nice, relaxing vacation.

#8 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:13am by rockhound

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Wow. Return the tickets and get her a shitty gift too!

#4 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:07am by x_Cupcakes

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