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Get her a cheap gift, and go on the cruise yourself. But first be sure to return the oven mitts she gives you for some tip money on the cruise. Then send her photos of your nice, relaxing vacation.
Wow. Return the tickets and get her a shitty gift too!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014