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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

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I hate to add to the mindless sexism that consumes FML, but seems like every post that involves shitty driving involves a female. just an observation ladies.

#27 - On 12/01/2010 at 10:36am by theFMLiest1ofThe

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Just because women are better at owning their shit does not suddenly make men better drivers.
We rarely get snow in Vancouver so when we got a good dump of it last week things were horrible.
Yet what did we see? People driving on snow and black ice as if it was the middle of summer time.

Men and women get into the same number of accidents but men are more likely to hit and run while women are more likely to report even mild fender benders that do not need reporting.

In this case the OP deserves it for taking a short cut. When the weather is bad - slow the fuck down and stay on roads you are familiar with.

#80 - On 12/01/2010 at 2:15pm by Sparx1_1

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