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Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?

#1 - On 11/30/2010 at 7:43am by ulicksam

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Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.

#43 - On 11/30/2010 at 10:11am by zombunny

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