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Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by fuckina (woman) - United States (New York)

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shouldn't have been speeding?

#1 - On 11/29/2010 at 4:58pm by aims2010

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so dumb. why speed if you're afraid of cops. dumb dumb.

#2 - On 11/29/2010 at 4:58pm by lutafin

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