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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23703) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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As it's causing you pain you might want to think about permanent removal.
Though it sucks she wasn't willing to do it as a favour, though I suppose it depends how much there was, if it was just a little patch then it shouldn't have bothered her so much. I can understand her being a little more disgusted if there was loads.

#14 - On 11/28/2010 at 1:28pm by Cinn

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That's...so...fucking...
SEXY!

#6 - On 11/28/2010 at 1:23pm by KingDingALing

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