By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
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Bobissmall 13

So you spit in her food next time. Or maybe put some "white substance" on the plate, who knows where it could have come from, you are a ***** after all...

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planbsponserme 2

tell your husvand. he may feel sympathy for you.

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jewban 3

i wouldn't be surprised...shes a HIPster now... get it?! hahahahha

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iSitt 0

if her husband is 30-40 then his grandmother could be 80-90. does she have dementia? At that age, hip surgery could take many weeks to two months to heal.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

It's obviously time to start doing very nasty things to her food... And don't forget to smile

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mitri_fml 3

says the person with no display picture

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Nonon_fml 0

says the other person with no display picture (and says this person with no display picture......)

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Star928 7

Says the other person with... Ok stop this shit.

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Bobissmall 13

So you spit in her food next time. Or maybe put some "white substance" on the plate, who knows where it could have come from, you are a ***** after all...

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danii_s2 0

make her put her shoes on herself from now on. the flexion of the hip should be enough to make the hip pop out :p

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ihatemylife1007 0

not to wreck your dream of being 3rd on a FML but your 5th not 3rd

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nathan5 0

Ive got to give it to you, not many people aspire to be third in life...and fail at that goal

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joseph42424233 0

1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest.

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SmallTownCutie 0

39- I've always said hairy chest(:

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happykate120 0

put something in her food next time. thatll learn her

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abbeymcnally 0

Sorry, that error was too much for me to bear. That'll *teach* her.

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PipXanadu 4

@47 depends where you're from... some people say learn instead of teach... it's proper grammer for their location. :)

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PipXanadu 4

@47 depends where you're from... some people say learn instead of teach... it's proper grammer for their location. :)

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

That's what you get for trying to be a good person. From now on, slip a little "surprise" into her food. She won't be calling you a ***** when the ipekak gods have her hunched over the porcelain throne for half an hour.

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traze 7

damm you beat me to it in a wordy way.

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traze 7

Add laxative to her meal. That will show her who's a *****.

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skyeyez9 24

Call her out on it and do NOT cook anymore for her. Let the bitch starve. You dont need to put up with her verbal abuse.

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