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Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (1701)

On 11/27/2010 at 6:28am - misc - by loving grandaughter - United States (New York)

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how ungrateful

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 10:09am by KaraShinee

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Stop cooking for her, and when she confronts you about it, you can say "I'm not cooking for a person who calls me a whore". If that happens when your husband is around, explain him the situation.
Wisdom may come with age, but douchebaggery may arrive first.

#30 - On 11/27/2010 at 11:39am by meteor_stream

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