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Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
Stop cooking for her, and when she confronts you about it, you can say "I'm not cooking for a person who calls me a whore". If that happens when your husband is around, explain him the situation.
Wisdom may come with age, but douchebaggery may arrive first.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.