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Man or woman?

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by what (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.

#29 - On 11/26/2010 at 8:16pm by Mirorbo

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Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.

#9 - On 11/26/2010 at 7:24pm by smokeymcpottt

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