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Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2982)

On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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....*thinks about it*....

That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.

#4 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:11am by suppressed08

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hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:08am by Bhoek

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