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Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (4968)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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i cant think of anything else to say....


who said that???

#7 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:02am by surferchick96

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Well, your parents must be lovely, nice, *ahem* completely crazy *ahem* people. *forces a smile.*

#103 - On 11/24/2010 at 1:03pm by danz123

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